an idiot avalanche who became a pirate and has writers block

wow. random title :/

so i decided to not tell why i am an idiot. if you really wanna know you can come up and ask me. btw, i got out of it.

so aaaaannnyyyway.......what's been going on in your life?

nothing?

hmmm....

im sorry...

i think you'll survive.

so guess what?

im going to avalanche!

and guess what?

i wrote an essay today!

and guess what (it was about)?

how jack sparrow became a pirate.

it started with his great great great grandfather being a viking.

i had to write a story using certain pictures.

it's kinda like behind the scenes of what that picture is about.

and no, im not gonna put it on my blog.

that'd just be embarrassing.

so. i need something to write about.

so help me.

what should i write about???